BACON

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THAT LITTLE PIGGY (LOWER RIGHTHAND CORNER) IS YOU, MAGISTRATE RENTZ (OHIO HAMILTON COUNTY COURTHOUSE), AKA, THE OTHER DUMB BITCH (TODB), AKA, JUDICIAL RAPIST, AKA, LAW PERVERT, AKA, DUMB ASS BACON CUNT!

PEOPLE ASK, "IS PIG PUSSY PORK?"  DAM BITCH, THE LAW ALREADY STINKS.  NOW YOU ADDED TO THE FUNK.  I WANTED SOME P-FUNK (MUSIC), NOT PORK FUNK.  THAT BLACK COURT ROBE YOU WORE, IT DIDN'T KEEP YOUR SMELL AWAY.  TAKE A BATH BITCH.  AIN'T MY TAX DOLLARS ENOUGH FOR SOAP?  THE WASH HOUSE IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM WHERE YOU WORK, DUMB ASS CUNT.  YOU DROVE PASS IT BEFORE.  TAKE YO' PORK PUSSY SMELLIN' ASS ON IN THERE, BITCH!

AND FUCK HOW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU FINISH, CAUSE I'LL STILL HAVE THE MIDDLE FINGER AT YOU, BITCH.

A FORK WILL DO JUST FINE, ALSO.