COCKTALES

PARLIAMENT'S "FUNKY WOMAN" SONG IS NIKKI X.

FRIDAY BACKSLIDIN' TO THE PAST 9710

REALITY CHECK IS, THERE'S NO LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE.  LOVE AND HATE EXIST AS CO-PARTNERS, LIKE THE HEMISPHERES OF OUR BRAIN.  ONE CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT THE OTHER.  REAL TALK.  HUMANS ARE BORN WITH THE EVIL GOOD AND THE GOOD EVIL NATURE.  YES, TELL THE DUMB ASSES THAT EVIL IS GOOD TO ONE, AS GOOD IS EVIL TO ANOTHER.  THAT "IT'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE" IS PLAIN BULLSHIT, A DAMNABLE, IDIOTIC STATEMENT THAT SEEKS TO EXPLAIN WHY PEOPLE CHANGE GRADUALLY OR SUDDENLY IN RELATIONSHIPS.  SECOND HERE'S SOME OF THE LYRICS TO THEIR SONG:

The sweetest woman in the world
Can be the meanest woman in the world
If you make her that way, you keep on hurting her
She keeps being quiet
She might be holding something inside
That really really hurt you one day

Here I am laying in the hospital
Bandaged from feet to head
Ya see I'm in the state of shock
Just that much from being dead
I didn't think my woman could do something like this to me
I didn't think she had the nerve, so here I am
I guess action speaks louder than words...

 I KNOW A BITCH WHO WAS SWEET TO THE MAN THAT SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE IN LOVE WITH, BUT YET, SHE WAS CREEPING ON THE SIDE WITH ANOTHER MAN.  SEE, THERE WAS NO THIN LINE.  HER HEART WASN'T BONDED TO HIM.  SHE MADE HIM THINK THAT SHE REALLY WAS SWEET AND TRULY LOVED HIM, BECAUSE IT WAS HIS WALLET THAT SHE WAS BONDED TO.  THEN SHE TURNED TO AN EXTREME MEAN ASS BITCH WHEN HE STOPPED THE CASH FLOW, WHEN HE DECIDED TO MOVE ON.  HE DIDN'T MAKE HER THAT WAY, SHE WAS AN EVIL ASS WITCH BITCH FROM THE BEGINNING.  BUT HIS LOVE FOR HER BLINDED HIM FROM TAKING TIME TO KNOW HER, TO SEE WHAT SHE'S REALLY ABOUT.  THE BITCH WAS HURTING, NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MOVE ON, BUT BECAUSE SHE WASN'T GOING TO GET THAT EXTRA "LOOT" FROM HIM ANYMORE AND ANOTHER NIGGA SHO' NUF WASN'T GOING TO BE AS GENTLE AND SOFT HEARTED AS HE WAS TO HER.  THE BITCH KEPT QUIET.  SHE MADE A PLAN AND KEPT IT INSIDE TO HURT HIM, SINCE SHE COULDN'T HAVE HIM, SHE WANTED NO OTHER WOMAN TO HAVE HIM.  SHE BROKE HER SILENCE WITH BY SPREADING FALSEHOOD ABOUT THE MAN DOING THIS AND THAT TO HER.  THEN THE NEXT THING, HE WAS IN THE UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI HOSPITAL BANDAGED UP.  HE DIED.  PEOPLE WEREN'T SHOCK.  THEY KNEW SHE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS DEATH.  SHE WAS A VENUS FLYTRAP.  THERE NEVER WAS A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE. 

AND THE PERSAUDERS SONG IS PROOF THAT WOMEN COMMIT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.  SO TIME TO GO TO CHURCH:

SO BITCHES, SHOW SOME SPIRIT OF LOVE, SHOW NIGGAZ SOME LOVE AND FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEEZ AND GET TO SUCKING HIS SOUL OUT OF HIM!  SUCK SO MUCH SOUL OUT OF HIM, THAT THE MUTHAFUKA FALL DOWN! 

Y'ALL USED TO SUCKIN' A MAN'S CUM OUT OF HIM ANYWAY.  Y'ALL DO IT ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU HIT THE STREETS FOR THAT PAPER.  MAKE IT LIKE FOLGER'S COFFEE, "GOOD TO THE LAST DROP."

 AFTERWARDS, HE'LL BE A GOOD FEELIN' AZZ MUTHFUKIN' NIGGA LIKE YOU BITCHES WANT:

MAN, THE COCKTALES THAT I CAN TELL.  SUCK ON BITCHES, SUCK ON.  LICK AND SUCK THE LINE BETWEEN HIS LOVE AND HATEFUL BALLS.  REAL TALK.  NIGGAZ AGREE!  SOME NIGGAZ GETTIN' HIS DICK POLISHED RIGHT NOW BY A DUMB ASS BITCH!  ANYTIME A NIGGAZ CAN GET A BITCH TO SUCK AND SWALLOW THEIR SOUL, THOSE NIGGAZ ARE THE PERSAUDERS!

NOTHING LIKE FREAKY BITCHES WITH MEAT IN THEIR OVER USED MOUTHS!  YOU KNOW, CAUSE NIGGAZ DON'T WANT THE PUSSY ALL THE TIME, JUST OPEN Y'ALL MOUTHS SO WE CAN GET TO DUMPIN'!