EARTHA

PARLIAMENT'S "FUNKY WOMAN" SONG IS NIKKI X.

BITCHES TALK ABOUT BLACK MEN COMMITTING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AGAINST THEM, BUT THEY LOVE BEING PAID TO BE VIOLATE BY WHITE MEN.  CLICK DELYLA MAXXX , ASA , MOCHALICIOUS.  PROPS TO THE WHITE MEN.

PHOTO OF NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX.

TUESDAY BACKSLIDIN' TO THE PAST  610

EARTHA KITT'S WHERE IS MY MAN SONG. 

LYRIC:


Where Is My Man?
(Eartha Kitt)


I don’t wanna be alone where is my man?
I don’t wanna be alone where is my man?


I spend hours by the phone where is my baby?
I chew my fingers to the bone where is my man?


My list of needs is really quite brief, I need a man who can bring my relief,
From all the stress and strains of the day with just a tiny stroll thru Cartier
I need a man who can take me then taunt me and make me
Buy the things I so richly deserve, a man who knows what I require
Is the thing that I desire, is there anyone out there who has the nerve?



OK, ENOUGH.  PUT A TWIST TO THE SONG:

Where Is My Man?
(NIKKI X)


I don’t wanna be alone where is Kabaka?
I didn't mean to do wrong,  where is Kabaka?


I'm sad waiting by the phone, where is Kabaka?
I'm scared home alone, where is my Kabaka?


My list of demands bring me peace, I need Kabaka's big money,
All the best and things of everyday, only his money makes me happier
I need Kabaka, the man who wants me and kisses me, and lets me
Buy the things I when I fake hurt, Kabaka knows what I require
Is his wallet that I desire, there's not another man who can serve.


Chorus


Where is Kabaka? He can’t be far, look for a green Ford 2 door car, he can't hide from me, he give me his address, so nevertheless, I need him now


Where is my ATM, to fix my car? To buy me phone minutes and a soap bar.
I’ll give him another good start to drop some amount in my account
He better do it now.


Chorus


Kabaka, knock on my door, you're the man that gives me more of all the better things in life
That are free. Such as more hair weave, White Castles, fried chicken from KFC
He made my empty world alive, I just kept up all the lies
Made him think that he had my heart and my big ass
He never knew I fucked some other men, Black Fist heros, every now and then.
But that's just me, no morals, no class


CHURCH TIME:

NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX, AKA, DUMB ASS BITCH (DAB), DIDN'T GET GENERAL KABAKA OBA BACK TO RESTORE HER JOY.  LOL.

I WAS THERE TO UPHOLD THAT DAB WHEN GKO DITCHED HER ASS OVER THE PHONE.

THE QUESTION IS WHEN WILL THAT DAB POST ALL THE SO CALLED THREATENING EMAILS THAT SHE PRESENTED TO JUDGE GREENBERG, WHO FOUND ME NOT GUILTY?  THE ANSWER IS NEVER, BECAUSE SHE'S GOT A LOT TO HIDE FROM US AND HER LOW I.Q. FOLLOWERS.

AFTER A WHILE, THAT DAB GOT A REALITY CHECK THAT SHE HAD TO LET HER "SELF" DIE AND START BEING INDEPENDENT LIKE OTHER SISTAZ AND GET HERSELF A JOB TO GET HERSELF TOGETHER (THE TOGETHER NEVER HAPPENED YET, BUT AT LEAST SHE GOT A JOB.  GOOD GIRL.  NOW BARK ON MY NUTZ, BITCH).

THAT DAB DIDN'T RETURN THE 50/50.  SHE DIDN'T DO HIS WILL AS HE DID HER.  SO HE DITCHED HER.  NOTHING FROM NOTHING LEAVE NOTHING.

SANG IT BILLY.

TOGETHERNESS IS A 50/50 THANG!

THAT DAB KNOW SOMEONE WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR HER, BUT SHE FUCKED IT UP AND HE LEFT.

THAT DAB MISS ALL THE GOODNESS THAT GKO PROVIDED HER.

THAT DAB CAN'T FIND ANOTHER MAN TO MAKE HER FEEL LOVED.  LIKE AL GREEN'S GOSPEL SONG, NO NOT ONE.

THAT DAB FELT LIKE FLYIN' AWAY WHEN GKO STEPPED OUT OF HER LIFE.  TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T GROW WINGS.  HER HEART WAS SO SAD.  SHE CRIED SLOBBED ON ME AS SHE TOLD ME THE STORY THAT I HAD ALREADY KNEW WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

DANCE TIME:

MEN REMEMBER THOSE BITCHES FROM SCHOOL CLASSES THAT HAD ASSES.  THOSE BITCHES ACTUALLY MADE THEM SKIP CLASS TO GET SOME PUSSY.  I WON'T FORGET THE ONE BITCH NAME TERESA, DAM I FUCKED THAT BITCH'S TIGHT BIG ASS, AND I MEAN IN HER ASS!

WELL SHE MIGHT LOSE, BUT SHE'LL WIN GETTIN' FUCKED!

THIS SOME SHIT TO SMOKE SOME WHITE WIDOW TO, FUCK PURPLE HAZE SHIT.

GOOD SONG PROMOTING UNITY AMONG THE POOR.

GOOD OLD ROCK MUSIC.  I KNOW WHITE WOMEN WHO'LL FUCK BLACK MEN TO THIS.

NICE BLUES TOUCH.  GOOD FOR PLAYING WHILE YOU SPIT YOUR GAME TO THAT BITCH.

PREACHER DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SOUL IS UNTIL THEY LISTEN TO THIS, THEN THEY'LL TELL THE CONGREGATION THAT SOUL AIN'T A SPIRIT, ITS YOU, YOUR BODY, ALL OF IT.  THIS HERE IS A BAD ASS SONG AND BEAT.  MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT THE FUNKADELIC HAD SOME SHIT TO GROOVE TO BACK IN THE DAY.  EVEN TODAY, THEIR SHIT STILL DROWN OUT THE VOICES THAT BUG THEM.  THIS SHIT WILL DO IT TO YOUR EARHOLE 2 TIMES FOR REAL, ONE GOOD AND BAD.  LOL.

PHOTO OF NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX.

 

PHOTO OF GENERAL KABAKA OBA.