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Back in the days, Nicole Davis, aka, Nikki X, aka, PPX, knew I was her dog. I sure was one sucka ass dog, too.  Just knowing that I was makin' her happy, that's what kept me on my toes to treat her good like a dog should.
Women call men dogs, but it takes a bitch (a female dog, which women are) to make dogs (men). So PPX, being the bitch, made me her dog. I was her son of a bitch.
She trained me.
(KAREN WHITE'S WALKING THE DOG  PLAYS)

LYRIC:
Better keep him on the leash

Put your man at the suites
I had to ask what are you lookin' at
It must look good to you
To make you loose control
When no no you're supposed
To keep your poppy eyes on me
Why does my man wanna roam all over
Burying bones on every corner
Better keep him on the leash
Teach him how to be sweet
I am just walkin' the dog
I know he's supposed to be a girl's best friend
(Just walkin' the dog)
But he's my dog and I love him
I know he's supposed to be a girl's best friend
(Just walkin' the dog)
But he's my dog, I am just walkin' the dog
Gotta keep him on the leash
Teach him how to be sweet
Gotta keep him on the leash
Teach him how to be sweet
Gotta keep him on the leash
Teach him how to be sweet
Gotta keep him on the leash
Teach him how to be sweet
He never, never fails
He's got's to wag his tail
And I just have to say good boy
But if he breaks his chain
Yet I don't have him trained
Will my doggy dog me out?
Why does my man wanna roam all over
Burying bones on every corner
Better keep him on the leash
Teach him how to be sweet
I am just walkin' the dog
I know he's supposed to be a girl's best friend
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(Just walkin' the dog)
He's my dog and I love him
I know he's supposed to be a girl's best friend
(Just walkin' the dog)
But he's my dog, I'm just walkin' the dog
I know he's supposed to be a girl's best friend
(Just walkin' the dog)
But he's my dog, I keep lovin' my dog
I just give it all
(Just walkin' the dog)
I love my dog, I'm just walkin' the dog
Just walkin' the dog
Better keep him on the leash
(Just walkin' the dog, just walkin')
I'm just walkin' my dog
Better keep him on the leash
(Just walkin' the dog)
I'm just walkin' my dog
He's a Rover gettin' over
Don't say a thing 'cause it's good I told ya
Never when you teach a old dog new tricks
He's too slick, get out quick
No runnin' out chasin' the cat
I'm walkin' him, walkin' the dog
No runnin' out chasin' the cat
I'm walkin' the dog, he's my dog
I'm just walkin' my dog
I'm just walkin' my dog
I'm just walkin' the dog
You keep telling me
He's a dog with a capital D
If he gives me what I want and need
He's my doggy dog indeed
You keep telling me
He's a dog with a capital D
If he gives me what I want and need
He's my doggy dog indeed
                                     
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I was in her lap like a dumb ass dog falling for whatever she said to me about General Kabaka Oba (GKO). She was lap doggin' me. Brothaz who think that they are so watchful, so streetsmart, so hipped, so deep, so educated, so experienced, so versed, that think that it won't happen to them?  Dream on, muthafukaz. She got game. But as weak as her game is, some sucka ass brotha will end up like me.

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GKO was the best dog she ever had in her life, then next came me, more as a supportive dog, like a blind dog is to the blind.
Speaking of blind dogs, instead of me being the one guiding her, she guided me into which ever way of believing her that she wanted.
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Women love small dogs. Being a short ass dog,  I was PPX's dachshund. Women have learned that it takes less time and less money to care for small dogs. Big dogs require more time and higher bills.
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PPX was enjoying both world of dogs.  A big dog (GKO) and a small dog (myself) in her life. GKO was sexually involved in her life in the early years of The Black Fist, at the same time that I was unaware that she was romantically luring me into her life by her scheme of spending lots of time with me, alone, in the latter years of The Black Fist. So I know from being with her, that she has absolutely nothing against dating short men. She prefers to be with a short man. She likes that height appearance, being with a short man.  If the rapper Bushwick Bill, whom she adorns so much, asks her for a date,  quickly she would accept. She's got a thing for Bill! And for Too Short, too.  Dumb bitch!
(BUSHWICK BILL'S TAKE EM OFF  PLAYS)

LYRIC:
[Bushwick Bill]

I like a bitch with a motherfuckin big ass
The kind you bounce on and end up with a whiplash
When it's bent over Bushwick Bill is in quick fast
Makin that, nasty noise, somethin like splish splash
Get another jimmy, and then I'll work it real fast
As you can see, I handle hoes like a dish rag
I never liked to kiss a bitch, rather lie and diss a bitch
Boo I got the flu, but if you wanna kiss a dick
say that then, come down and see the special man
I'll be waitin with my king-size dick in hand
Come through my window, ass first
I'ma let you have it, I'm gonna grab it, I'm gonna stab it
Like a rabbit I'm drivin that fuckin pole
Turn you around and I'm inside that suction hole
Back and forth in the hotel, if we on the back road
in the backseat, bitch off wit'cha clothes
Bitch you just let those high heels fly
Off came the shirt, I felt my dick get hard
Because a so-called broad, fits her tits like a wristband
Pulled down my pants, it's time to let the dick stand
I'ma play the hit man, you can play the victim
Make the skirt drop bitch, take the wristband with 'em
Now we at the good part, before my dick gets soft
I wanna hit the gluttimus, uterus, bitch take 'em off
[Chorus: x2]
Take 'em off, take 'em off
Take your motherfuckin drawers off, bitch!
Take 'em off, take 'em off
Take your motherfuckin drawers off, bitch!
[unlisted guest]
7th Ward niggaz come with two hardheads
One called a dome, one at my {?} edge
Keep in my pants but when you dance like dat
You make my second hard head need a hi-hat
Because now it's at full extension
With one eye open, lookin for a trench
When influenced with my 40 and my mally oh lordy
I'm goin after every pussy poppin in the party
Now you can be fat, fine, ugly or skinny
Just take your motherfuckin drawers off, bitch gimme
(Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at?)
Put your booty in the air bitch, I'ma make it clap
(Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at?)
Spread your legs wide open, bitch I'ma break your back
Don't tell me you a virgin, bitch I ain'tcha fuckin dummy
Cause if I give you money you'll be fuckin like a bunny
But sorry ol' honey ain't sweet enough for these dollars
So put your chapstick on and hit your knees, swallow
And then I'ma make you holla when I hit the back fender
Shake it up, shake it up like a shake in the blender
So if you want that salad tossed
Make it happen you big booty bitch take your motherfuckin drawers off
[Chorus]
[Bushwick Bill]
Ahhhh, yeah that's right
Ask the king Lil' James, Big Chief and ol' Bido One
We don't go for the okey-doke
I Rap-A-Lot since I was a tot
So take 'em off you big booty skanless bitch
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One day I''ll speak about her being turned on to "old men" like myself.  The things that she has done when we were together speak for themselves. Ask her about the porno pictures of couples fuckin' that she handed to me as we sat in her car in the summer of 2005.  Here's her e-mail: askgeneralnikkix@yahoo.com  She wanted to fuck me. I was her little chocolate chippendale.
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I can't leave without sayin' something to my homegirl, JRO. Waddup, Princess?  PPX still haven't gotten over the idea that she lost the big dog (GKO) to you. But like Snoop Dogg say,  "Bitch please".  The dumb bitch needs to stop crying!   He decided to dip to the other side of the fence and stay with you. It's a case of SPCA (Someone Personal, Caring, and Affectionate). 

(NATALIE COLE'S OUR LOVE  PLAYS)

  
LYRIC:
You're my morning star, shining brightly beside me

And if we keep this love, we will last through all eternity
Just the way we are, I love it, love it,
It just the way it should be
Cuz our love will stand tall as the trees
Our love will spread wide as the sea
Our love will shine bright in the night
Like the stars above and we'll always be together
(Our love)
My love is surely one thing you can surely depend on
In times of darkness and fear I go to you
I know you'll make me strong
You're gonna make me happy and you're gonna make me smile
Cuz our love will stand tall as the trees
Our love will be for the whole world to see
Our love will change people's wrongs to right
And we'll never die, cuz we'll always have each other------
Ha--ooh, ooh, ooh, ha, ha
Our love will stand tall as the trees
Our love will spread wide as the sea
Our love will shine bright in the night
Like the stars above and we'll always be together, yeh
Our love, we got a good old fashion love, hey, hey baby
Our love, we got a mighty, mighty good love, hey, ha
Our love, we got a mighty, mighty good love
Ooh that's right, bring it down, just a little
Cuz love is soft, love is sweet, Love is nice, love is gentle
Love is joy, love is pain, Love is laughing in the rain
I got love on my mind
Love is always right on time
Love is you, love is me
Love is just a little baby
I got love on my mind
Love is always right on time
Love is you and love is me
Love is gonna set you free, yeah
(Our love)
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, (repeat)

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So now I got to be the dog to get kicked around and lashed out at by PPX. 
(GEORGE CLINTON'S WHY SHOULD I DOG YOU OUT  PLAYS)

If  PPX had fed me some doggie treats, I wouldn't have been so raw with the truth about her and I. 
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Bow wow!
(SNOOP DOGG'S WHO AM I?  WHAT'S MY NAME?  PLAYS)

LYRIC:
EeeyiyiyiyiyahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-owwse (the bomb)

EeeyiyiyiyiyeahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-oww-owse
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb)
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog)
[Verse One:]
From the depths of the sea, back to the block
Snoop Doggy Dogg, Funky, yes but of the Doc
Went solo on that ass, but it's still the same
Long Beach is the spot where I served my cane
Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grip
Nine-trizzay's the yizzear for me to fuck up shit
So I ain't holdin nuttin back
And motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack
It's like that and as a matter of fact [rat-tat-tat-tat]
Cuz I never hesitate to put a nigga on his back
[Yeah, so peep out the manuscript
You see that it's a must we drop gangsta shit]
What's my motherfuckin name?
[Chorus:]
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (yeah yeah yeah)
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb)
Da-duh-da-da-dah
Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Dog)
[Verse Two:]
It's the bow to the wow, creepin and crawlin
Yiggy yes y'allin, Snoop Doggy Dogg in
the motherfuckin house like everyday
Droppin shit with my nigga Mr Dr. Dre
Like I said, niggaz can't FUCK with this
And niggaz can't FUCK with that
shit that I drop cuz ya know it don't stop
Mr. One Eight Seven on a motherfuckin cop
Tic toc never the glock just some nuts and a cock
Robbin motherfuckers then I kill dem blood claats
Then I step through the fog and I creep through the smog
Cuz I'm Snoop Doggy (who?) Doggy (what?) Doggy [Dogg]
[Chorus:]
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb)
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyo (the bomb)
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyoyoyoyoyoyo
[Verse Three:]
Now just throw your hands in the motherfuckin air
And wave the motherfuckers like ya just don't care
Yeah roll up the dank, and pour the drank
And watch your step (why?) cuz Doggy's on the gank
My bank roll's on swoll
My shit's on hit, legit, now I'm on parole, stroll
with the Dogg Pound right behind me
and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me
Layin that, playin that G Thang
She want the nigga with the biggest nuts, and guess what?
He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim
What's my motherfuckin name?
[Chorus:]
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb)
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb)
Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog)
Da-duh-da-da-dah
Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (the bomb)
Da-duh-da-da-dah
Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Dog) (the bomb)
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyo (the bomb)
Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dogg, Doggy Dogg
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay, bowwowwowyippyyo (the bomb)
What is, his name? Snoop Dogg, and the Dogg Pound
(Dog) (the bomb)
Ohhh, Snoopy Dogg, Snoopy Dogg, Snoopy Dogg (the bomb)
Yeah yeah (Dog) I know his name
C'mon Snoopy, c'mon Snoopy (the bomb)
And the Dogg Pound
Snoopy Dogg (the bomb) Snoopy Dogg
Snoopy Dogg (Dog)
(Dog, nasty dog, doggy dog)

PHOTOS OF NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX.