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Hood rat Prissy Pissy X!
An old styled phone, much like the hoodrat dumb bitch named Nicole Davis, aka, Nikki X, aka, PPX, whose old styles still gank brothaz.
(PHONE RINGS. DELEGATE ANSWERS. IT'S THE DUMB BITCH.)
She called me a hell of a lot. Not once did I ever asked her for her phone number. She was diggin' on me. Ask her why did she call me so much. She was lonely for me. That's why I fucked that bitch down in the basement of the apartment Building I had resided in. I never knew that such a dumb ass bitch could have such good pussy!
I had a pre-paid Cincinnati Bell Nokia cell phone. I only spent $40 a month on phone cards, until I gave her my digits. She caused me to spend about $80-$120 a month on phone cards!
(BOOTSY COLLIN'S WHAT'S A TELEPHONE BILL? PLAYS)
LYRIC:
Hello baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh yeah I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
I'm not a storyteller though baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
YOU
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thing to do
I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to yeah yeah yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Oh no, not that baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby
(Ohhhh ohhhh)
Don't fake me out
I love you baby
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you baby
(Ohhh ohhh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
I'd like to get real funk-kay
(I'd like to make sweet love to you)
I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can't get your love, then
What's a telephone bill?
Oh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you baby!
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!
But I, being the kind and gentle man, I just suffered it to happen over monthly again and again.
She had a pre-paid Nokia too. I thought she was spending more than I did monthly on phone cards, because she was a frequent caller on the so called Black radio station WDBZ 1230am "The Buzz" at (513) 749-1230 (Lincoln Ware). After General Kabaka Oba (GKO) dumped PPX for Joy Rolland (JRO), he told me that he bought the minutes for PPS's phone.
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Hell, I was worn out from her callin' me so much. How else was I suppose to feel? I worked full time on second shift at Wal-mart. She called me there too. She called me when I got home too. Dam, can't I get settled in first, take a bite of something to eat and watch some tv before she call? She called me early almost every morning at 7am!
On my days off, she called me more often and talked for longer periods. One morning, she called me and we had talked for 2 hours straight. I hated that morning. I swear I hated that morning.
Her constant calls had gotten so bad that, when she had called, I would look at the caller id, and when I seen that it was her calling, I just wanted to ignore it so bad. I wanted to get the conversation over with, so I answered the call and talked as little as possible. Afterwards, I put an end to her constant calls. I turned off the ringer, and lied to her about my phone being broken.
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Other times I though about getting a new phone and not giving her my number and lie to her that I lost my old phone. Then, I thought about getting on a monthly plan to save money. Click cincinnatibell.com
PHOTO OF PRISSY PISSY X
THE BORING ASS TELEPHONE TALKIN' HOOD RAT DUMB BITCH!
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