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Thursday, September 15, 2011

ALIAS

ALIASES THAT NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX, LIVES BY (GREEN INDICATES MOST FREQUENTLY KNOWN BY:


   1.  WIREMOUTH (BECAUSE OF THE METAL IN HER MOUTH HOLDING HER TEETH HOSTAGE!)


   2.  VOLTMETER MOUTH (METER FOR SHORT)


   3.  VOLTWOMAN


   4.  NIKKI X (FOR REAL?  ALGEBRAICALLY SPEAKING, HER "X" VALUE IS LESS THAN 1 AND NO MORE THAN ZERO!)


   5.  PISSY X (SHE STILL WETS IN HER DIAPER WHEN FRIGHTEN BY JOY ROLLAND OBA.)


   6.  PISSY PRISSY X


   7.  NASTY NEFERTITI


   8.  THE FIRST LADY, I MEAN, THE FIRST DUMB BITCH OF THE BLACK FIST


   9.  NICOLE DAVIS


 10.  BUCKEYE


 11.  BUCKY


12.  BIG RED OR RED FOR SHORT (BECAUSE OF HER BIG RED LIPSTICK LIPS)


13.  RED SUCKIN' HOOD (BECAUSE OF THE RED LIPSTICK SMEAR LEFT ON DICKS SHE  SUCK.


14.  GOO GOO EYES


15.  GOO GOO EYED WEASEL


16.  FENSEMOUTH (NO EXPLANATION NEEDED HERE)


17.  CEPHALOPOD OR POD FOR SHORT (HER ELONGATED HEAD)


18.  MOLLUSK FACE (HER FACE MIRRORS ONE)


19.  GHETTO UGLY BETTY
NOW PICTURE BETTY BLACK SKINNED AND WEARING AN ERYKAH BADU RAG, AND YOU END UP WITH A NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX.

 
20.  CHAINGANG MOUTH OR CHAIN FOR SHORT.
THAT'S THE SAME CHAIN GANG'S SOUND PPX MAKES WHEN SHE'S CHEWING FOOD WITH ALL THAT WIRE IN HER MOUTH.

21.  BLENDER MOUTH
SORRY, I GO THE ECONOMICAL ROUTE.  I USE PPX'S MOUTH TO PUREE, ECT...

 
22.  SHREDDER MOUTH
FUCK THAT.  I RATHER USE PPX'S MOUTH TO SHRED MY DOCUMENTS!

 
23.  SLINKY MOUTH (AT TIMES, THE WIRE BECOME LOOSE LIKE A SLINKY IN HER MOUTH.)

HEY THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO MAKE THAT DUMB BITCH FOLLOW YOU.  JUST GRAB HER BY THE WIRE IN HER MOUTH AND PULL!  IF SOMEONE TOOK HOLD OF THE WIRE IN PPX'S MOUTH AND PULLED IT, THEN LET IT GO, WOULD IT SPRING BACK AND SMACK THAT BITCH IN THE FACE? 
24.  DUMB BITCH (NEED I SAY MORE?)
PHOTO OF NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX.  NOTICE THE ELONGATED HEAD!
ANOTHER PHOTO OF THE DUMB BITCH.

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