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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

CROOKED

The Book of John Chapter 1 verse 23:


He said, I am the voice of one crying in the wilderness, Make straight the way of the Lord, as said the prophet Esaias.


LET ME TALK LIKE THOSE JESUS FREAKS:  SEE, I AM THE VOICE OF ONE SPEAKING OUT LOUD ABOUT NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX, AND HOW SHE NEEDS TO WALK A STRAIGHT PATH.  THAT'S WHAT JESUS WANTS PEOPLE TO DO, "STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT".
 
(NAT KING COLE'S STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT PLAYS.)
 
  LYRIC:
A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air

The monkey thought that everything was on the square
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off of his back
But the monkey grabbed his neck and said: "Now listen, Jack
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin'
What's the use of jivin'
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top."
The buzzard told the monkey "You are chokin' me
Release your hold and I will set you free."
The monkey looked the buzzard right dead in the eye and said
"Your story's so touching but it sounds just like a lie.
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top."
"Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay right
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top."

CAN I GET AN AMEN.  (CHURCH: AMEN. PREACH BROTHA.) 
BUT PPX DOESN'T WANT TO STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT.  (CHURCH: WELL.)FUCK, SHE DOESN'T EVEN VALUE HER TEETH BEING STRAIGHT. (CHURCH: GON PREACH IT, REVEREND.) (KEYBOARD PLAYS.)  LET THE DUMB BITCH KEEP YAPPIN' HER DICK SUCKIN' RED LIPS AT WOMEN, AND THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE HER WIRED MOUTH CROOKED.  (CHURCH: AMEN.  GLORAY, GLORAY HALLELUYAH!  YOU PREACHIN' NOW.)  (SISTAZ DANCIN' TO THE FEEL OF THE SPIRIT.  KEYBOARD PLAYS CHURCHY.)  
 
THEN THE DUMB BITCH WILL BE TALKING LIKE GRANDPA SIMPSON DOES WITHOUT HIS FALSE TEETH!  DUMB ASS BITCH!

  PHOTOS OF NICOLE DAVIS, AKA, NIKKI X, AKA, PPX.

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